Name: Gordon Jeans

Alias: Gordy/Metalman

Age: 20

Species: 9/10 human 1/10 Daemon

Alignment: Chaotic good

Fighting style: “Street fighting.

Bio: Gordy-Artist, Metalhead, Ned fighter-it is through his l33t m4d 5k1llz (Sorry…leet attack) that this wonderful collection of stupidity is bought to you (This webcomic is bought to you by the numbers 3, 7 and the Letter H.) Gordy is to Pancho what cubes are tto cuboids…whatever the hell that means. Suffice to say that Gordy and Pancho were friends long before University and it is unfortunately through Pancho Gordy came into contact with the contagions that are Dwayne and Craig. Where Gordy’s daemonic DNA comes from his a mystery but it’s this genetic quirk that allows him to become Metal man-scourge of the Neds and Pop Culture. In between saving the few parts of humanity he can stand and being artsy, Gordy is possibly the most Metal being in this coregent reality. He has also been targeted for assassination by the Matt Bellamy Jihadists. Nutter rating 7.7/10

Theme tune: “Metal Thrashing Mad”-Anthrax

Special Move: Metal Rage (Must be in MetalMan form) l(for 3 sec)dQCFB

Most likely to say:” Tickets you say?…I did not beat that child up for his tickets..”

Least likely to say: “Hmm..Burberry shirts are going cheap, and they look good on EVERYONE…”