Name:Dwayne Adams

Alias: Adamski (Redundant) That asshole (Current)

Age : 20…we think

Species: Human/daemon fusion-offence to Gods creation

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Fighting style: Sheer bloody minded violence

Bio: Most people do not relish being described as an asshole. Not our Dwayne though. He relishes his arrogance and evil in one long haired package. A CIA experiment into human/Daemon soldier hybrids Dwayne’s D.O.B is nigh on impossible to figure out due to the lab he was born in being destroyed. Still he is alive and makes the most of it torturing the peoples of the world with hid insanity and writing. Dwayne holds no allegiance to any platform, but exhibits a remarkable distaste for Nintendo. Occasionally he slips into another persona-ranging from Darth Ahriman to the refined British Gent Lord Cuntsworthy. Mentally unstable?-hell yes. That’s probably why he’s the chief writer/Ranter.

Theme tune: “Asshole”-Dennis Leary

Special Move: (Female) Hentai-sixteen-year-old-girl-molesting-tentacle-rush (lrQCFX2B+A) (Male) Blackstar shot-(QCBr+A)

Most likely to say: “The fire..it commands me to Burn!!” or (When dealing with a female) “Insert any poor taste or perverted comment here”

Least likely to say: “Videogames are eroding the morals of our youth!!” “Hmm…y’know thinking this through carefully might be a good idea.”